| There's only one person who knows what the title actually means. But he'll never see it. He doesn't care. Obviously. If I have stomach flu/morning sickness shouldn't he meet that with compassion and caring? NOT taking up my entire bed so I have to lay on the floor. Jerk. And the phone keeps ringing. I don't like him talking to her. I know I'm not his girlfriend but I'm "important to him" and he "cares about me" (yeah right) And I get really jealous. Really easilly. If I care. Which I do. I really honestly do care. I think this is much more than I bargained for. Damn. How did I get myself into this mess? I wasn't looking for anything. I wasn't looking for anyone. And I found him. He has become my everything and my nothing all at the same time. I don't like this mess. I tried playing Jonas Brothers right next to his ear to see if he'd wake up. He didn't. Jerkface. I'm so tired of this sh*t. |
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| No good deed goes unpunished. Leakproof seals--will. Self Starters--Will Not. Interchangeable parts--Won't. There Is Always One More Bug. Nature Is A Mother. Don't Mess With Murphy. 90% Of Everything Is Crud. If You're Feeling Good, Don't Worry, You'll Get Over It. All Warranties Expire Upon Payment Of Invoice. Where You Stand On An Issue Depends On Where You Sit. Never Eat Prunes When You Are Famished. Friends Come And Go, But Enemies Accumulate. If You Try To Please Everybody, Nobody Will Like It. A Short Cut Is The longest distance between two places. You will always find something in the last places you look. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. every situation breeds new problems. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. Never argue with an artist. You will remember that you forgot to take out the trash when the garbage truck is two doors away. The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet. There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will egentually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. The light at the end of the tunel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. Celibacy is not hereditary. Murphy's Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. No matter how long you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale cheaper. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. No one's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. The other line always moves faster. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up. a $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first. if it jams- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it. you can't be too rich, or too thin. any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center. when a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly. a pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. never eat yellow snow. everybody should believe in something- I believe I'll have another drink. build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it. everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. in any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there. never play leapfrog with a unicorn. a smith & wesson beats four aces. if everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. if more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault. in case of doubt, make it sound convincing. never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. nothing is as easy as it looks. A penny saved is not worth very much. Living well is the best revenge. Every job will take twice as long as you expect and will be half as lucrative. The chances of seeing someone who knows you are dramatically increased by not wanting to be seen. There is no such thing as a free lunch. |
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| People that don't take things seriously piss me off. Just suck it up and be serious for ONE PRACTICE! One measly practice. How bad can it be? I understand that you have your girlfriend in the cast with you... BIG WHOOP!! Just because she's there doesn't mean you have to spend every minute with her when you're supposed to be doing something else. You are going to f*ck this up for the rest of us who actually do take this seriously and want to put on a good show. Why can't you just understand that NO ONE thinks you're funny and that you're just making yourself look STUPID!!! You won't read this, but it needs to be said. |
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| so who all still uses this?? just thought i'd get on here and talk a little. oh well. i'm tired. |
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| Summer is nearly over and I didn't accomplish most of the things I wanted to do.
- Have a summer fling
- Kiss a stranger
- Fall in love
- Get a job (check)
- Party with friends
That's pretty much it. 1 for 5. This summer wasn't the best.
If anyone wants to make up for lost time, don't hesitate to call me.
:: Oh and i have a crush on my friend, what else is new? :: |
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